Total Medals Earned: 494 (From 108 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,245 Points
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
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Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Reach Level 2
Reach Level 10
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Beat the Tutorial
Check out the Level Editor!
Finish the game on Medium!
Finish the game on Hard!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all ways to freshen up
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to puke
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 4/11 (120/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 4/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!